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FROM THE REDS
• 12 dozen hardhats,
• 11 streets rerouted,
• 10 feet in, the field's a' moving,
• 9 trucks unloading,
• 8 million tons of concrete,
• 7 (hundred) foot view of the river,
• 6 cranes a' lifting,
• 5 wrecking balls,
• 4 levels missing
• 3 months til April,
• 2 brand new bullpens,
• and a field of grass to save Barry's knees!
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FROM JOHN FAY
• 12 rookies (at least) on the 40 man,
• 11 years since the championship,
• 10 detours to Cinergy,
• 9 million committed to Larkin,
• 8 proven pitchers,
• 7 bucks more for blue seats,
• 6 players arbitrating,
• 5 million sliced for the payroll,
• 4 players players jettisoned,
• 3 stars skipping RedsFest,
• 2 big-money players,
• and a very slim chance of winning!
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Wishes for a Reds Christmas
